Do You have a Marriageable Mother? — a retaliation opportunity for a woman whose mother has set her up on unwanted blind dates. The widower wearing the shirt believes it’s a chance to win over the daughter first and get a cordial introduction to an appreciative woman.
His own daughter has vowed to unearth and stamp out every candidate who might replace her mother. His aerobics instructor, his neighbor and his late wife’s hair dresser all have matrimonial advice. Going to the food court wearing a tee shirt with an ad to find a marriageable mother is the act of a desperate man. He must discover a lady his daughter doesn’t know.
He’s made a new friend—a widower he met when a ticked-off widow with a gun chased them from a grief counseling session. They’re learning about personal ads and drag queens. They’ve identified new uses for stretch wrap in the bedroom. They’ve acquired lingerie for women they have not yet met.
His tee shirt idea looks good on paper. He’s in over his head but making new courtship rituals for men over 50.
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